Life takes some funny turns. One
minute you're driving down the road nice and easy, your naked cat
sitting in the back seat licking a few stray hairs on its paws that you
missed in a sorry attempt to groom, singing along to some sweet Sarah
Vahaugn. The next minute, you're sitting over a body on the road,
prayin' he gets back up.
I looked down at the speedometer, then up at
the road, and BAM! there he was, large as life, about an inch from
my bumper. Then a second later, he's on my hood, slides back
down the car as I brake, and hits the ground. No one goes down
this road, I wasn't expecting to hit anyone. Probably
exactly what he was thinkin'. I was about half drunk too. He
died, there went my job, there went my life, hello big fine and no
driving for a year. I wouldn't go to jail, I was
still a cop. But this would guarantee that I wouldn't be a cop
anymore. My teeth were chattering uncontrollably, I was sweating
buckets, and I was prayin' to every single good thing I knew. It
was a short list. His backpack was laying about five feet away,
thrown when I'd hit him.
Something must of heard me, 'cause he opened
his eyes, fast, and his hand struck out faster than it should, maybe
could move, and locked on my arm. I would've fallen backwards if
it wasn't for that hand on my arm, I was so fuckin' scared. His
eyes...God, his eyes were gone! Then, suddenly, they were there,
bright impossible silver, and then green. He swallowed, his adam's
apple bobbing up and down under his skin, and took a deep breath.
"I thought I'd lost you, Thomas," he
said softly, his voice deep and filled with gravel, and I thought
absurdly This guy's black. He sounds black, he's black!
as this guy that ought to be dead was talking to me, which was a miracle
anyway, and -
A bloody miracle. It was a miracle.
Jesus H Christ on a goddamn pogo stick! I tried to pull
away, but he had a hold on my arm that I wasn't going to break any day
soon, and he didn't look as hurt as he ought to. I gargled, trying
to talk, and he put his other finger to his mouth.
"Shhh Thomas. I'm alright, you're
alright. Everything is okay," he told me in that James Earl
voice, the one I always attributed to God. Some things began to
dawn on me.
"How d-do you know my name?" I
stammered out as he let go of my arm and began to stand up. I
stayed on the ground, falling back on my ass and looking up at him wide
eyed. There wasn't even a speck of dust on him. There was a
big dent in my grill and hood though, so I knew I wasn't just dreaming.
He held out his hand, and I took it, letting him help me up. He
grabbed his pack, and checked to make sure everything was inside.
"You need a ride or something?" I
asked lamely, trying to make up my mistake of hitting him, as if he'd
forget it. To my surprise, he nodded.
"Matter of fact I do. Where are you
going?"
"New York."
"I can ride with you 'til then," he
nodded, and slung his backpack in the back seat, settling into the
passenger's side like he'd been my friend for life. I got back in
and started driving again, the radio purring out a little Ella.
After about an hour, he looked at me, and smiled.
"You don't strike me as a very religious
man, Thomas. But you do know what angels are, right?" he
asked me, cocking his head a little to the left. Old Tom was out
and laying in his lap, meowing loud, demanding attention. Slut
cat. He petted the old thing, producing a low lumbering purr.
"Of course I do," I said, annoyed.
I was Catholic! He knew my name, why didn't he know that? It
crossed my mind that maybe he just didn't like one sided conversations,
but I could always hope that he couldn't read minds. Otherwise I
was in deep shit. Some Samaritan I was, thinking about my job and
my future while he'd been laying on the sidewalk. If he did read
my mind though, he didn't show it.
"Good. That is what I am. I am
Uriel. The angel of Death."
Well, that fucked any chances of not bein' up
shit creek.
To my credit, I recover quick from a jab to the
old brain can. Lucky for me today, though, my friend the Angel of
Death here has a good span of patience.
"The what?"
"Uriel. I knew this would go
badly," he said, his voice sorrowful and apologetic, his eyes
downcast to the floor. I found myself looking for wings to match
that Jesus on a cross face, but if he had 'em, they weren't flappin' in
the breeze. "I am here to prevent a death,
Thomas."
Sounds like a script to me. I can play
along. "Who's? Some little girl up in Manhattan didn't
get a pony for Christmas?"
"Yours, Thomas," he snarls right
back, tellin' me that this is NOT a guy to smart off too. Problem
is, my smart ass defenses kick right on in on that kinda bullshit.
"I see you gearing up, Thomas, so shut up and let me speak.
Drive. And watch the road, there's an accident up ahead."
I set my peepers back on the highway, and just
glowered. Who the hell does he think he is? I didn't ask for
his help.
"In five days, Thomas, you will be found
in the Hudson river, just below the silt line. Cause of death is
listed as a suicide. However, that's a lie. You really die
because you get injected with LSD and then tossed in, and start thinking
up is down, and down is up, and sideways just might be better, and you
can't float, because it's all dirt, and feces, and other dead bodies
down there. So in a few minutes, you pull this stuff into your
lungs, and just start breathing it, and you're dead."
I just stared at the road, barely breathing as
we passed the 7 car pile up on the side of the highway, a little girl's
doll laying halfway out in front of me, it's eyes staring vacantly
upwards, a smile on its perfect face. There was no sign of the
girl anywhere.
"Should we-"
"They're all dead."
I shut up, and we rode on for a few more miles.
Finally I pulled up the nerve to speak again.
"So what's it to you?" I says,
really bright, because apparently he IS the real deal, and just might
get his rocks off telling me I'm going to die. He shrugged.
"I 'fucked up' as you would say, Thomas.
You're not supposed to die. You're supposed to die at the
age of 70 or so, unable to even bring a spoon to your mouth because you
have arthritis," Uriel spake onto me, and then clammed up.
I hunched over the steering wheel a little.